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Subject: Fw: FOR THOSE WHO HAVE SON'S


Date: Sun, 6 Aug 2006 18:27:03 +0000

















For people who have sons…
























































And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like





1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.





2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





3. A 3-year old boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. !





5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.





6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.





8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.





9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.





10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4 year old Boy.





11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.





12. Super glue is forever.





13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.





14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.





15. VCR's do not eject "PB %26amp; J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.





16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.





17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.





18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.





19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.





20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.





21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.





22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.





23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.





24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.


80% of ! Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

This is what makes America great! If you want to see the pictures with this e-mail me at wrwoodall@yahoo.com?
rofl....those are so funny...it's amazing what you learn being a parent!





Here are a few things I've learned having girls:


1. Changing a girl can require more finesse than changing a boy.


2. Safety scissors WILL cut hair.


3. There are approximately 1,743 common household objects that will fit in the human ear.


4. Most of those take a doctor and two nurses 4 hours to remove.


5. Toddlers love to finger paint and given a full diaper will gladly paint you a mural.


6. All humans are born with the natural instinct to dump a bowl of spaghetti on their heads.


7. Taking a 3 and 5 year old to Toys-R-Us can burn more calories than a Marine Corps PRT.


8. When taking a child to the home improvement store never lose site of them, especially in the plumbing department near display toilets.


9. Angel fish do not like Doritos.


10. A dog is indispensible for accidental food spills and baby clean-up.


11. Little girls can get little boys to play the dumbest games....this ability only improves with age.


12. A child who is awake and quiet is up to no good.


13. Beanie babies do not flush well.


14. Never accept anything edible from a child.


15. A crayon is not a suitable pickle substitute on a sandwich.


16. Nor is shaving cream a suitable sundae topping.


17. TV remotes rarely work after being submerged in the aquarium.


18. At the age of puberty you suddenly see the nice little boy down the street for the son of satan he really is.


19. In fact just keep him home until he has graduated from the seminary and has been ordained.
Reply:omg uer soo weird just to spite u im not gonna pass it on loser moron weirdo.
Reply:I guess I was lucky because My 2 boys didn't do this stuff. My nephew hid in the dryer once and my son turned it on for a sec and scared them both...and me! It was louder than tennis shoes going clunk-de-clunk,especially when he started screaming!! Most of the time my boys took apart every electronic device they had! One is an electrician and the other is a tech with machinery,computers,lasers,etc. So I guess their self-education at home paid off!



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