Can you answer my christmas riddles?

1. What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?





2. What is Frosty the Snowman's favorite breakfast cereal?





3. Why did Santa have three gardens?





4. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?





5. Spell "hard water" with three letters?





6. What two letters are used by the elves to describe Santa's bag the day after Christmas?





7. Which two letters describe a slippery sidewalk?





8. What do elves learn in school?





9. What do you call a snowman on roller blades?





10. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?





11. What's the most popular wine at Christmas?





12. Why is it so cold on Christmas?





13. What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?

Can you answer my christmas riddles?
How about:





1: A sheet


2: Frosted flakes


3: So he could say HOE!HOE!HOE!


4: The letter D


5: Ice


6: MT (Empty)


7: IC (Icy)


8: The Elfabet


9: Snowmobile


10: Ribbon Hood


11: Do I have to eat my brussel sprouts?


12: Because it's in decembrrrrrrrrrr


13: Frost-bite
Reply:1)sheets


2)frosted flakes


3)so he can ho ho ho


4)d


5)i c e


6)m t


7)i c


8) elfabet


9)snowmobile


10) ribbon hood


11) do i have to eat my sprouts


12) because its decembrrrrr


13) frost bite
Reply:Answer to number 11. "Oh No, not socks again"


6 MT


7 IC
Reply:1. sheets


2. frosted flakes


3. more place to grow greens, if the cops shut down one


4. christmas eve sex


5. ice


6. P U


7. P U


8. that tall people are cool


9. gay


10. a package shooter


11. White Wine


12. cuz god hates us


13. a cold biter
Reply:1. sheets


2. frosted flakes


3. more place to grow greens, if the cops shut down one


4. christmas eve sex


5. ice


6. P U


7. P U


8. that tall people are cool


9. gay


10. a package shooter


11. White Wine


12. cuz god hates us


13. a cold biter
Reply:4. What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?


a D





5. Spell "hard water" with three letters?


ICE





6. What two letters are used by the elves to describe Santa's bag the day after Christmas?


MT





7. Which two letters describe a slippery sidewalk?


IC
Reply:1. sheets


2. frosties


3. so he could hoe hoe hoe (ho ho ho)


4. D


5. ice


6. mt


7. ic


8. the elf-a-bet


9. snow moblie


10. a cross bow


11. mulled wine


12. decembrrrrrrr


13.frostbite























i didn't think it sounded right but you roll gingerbread out into sheets so that was my train of thought................so what is it then!!!????





just logic, i'm good at riddles and teasers i just never answer them cos someone always beats me to them!!!!
Reply:Here Goes


1 oh sod it !!!!!!!!!!



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