To All Parents having problems with their Kids.?

Don't Mess With Mom





My son came home from school one day,


with a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


to put me in my place.





"Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that's taught by Mr. Wright?


It's all about the laws today,


The 'Children's Bill of Rights.'





It says I need not clean my room,


don't have to cut my hair.


No one can tell me what to think,


or speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


and regardless what you say,


I don't have to bow my head,


and I sure don't have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


ge tattoos from head to toe.





And if you ever spank me,


I'll charge you with a crime.


I'll back up all my charges,


with the marks on my behind.





Don't you ever touch me,


my body's only for my use,


not for your hugs and kisses,that's just more child abuse.





Don't preach about your morals,


like your Mama did to you.


That's nothing more than mind control,


and it's illegal too!





Mom, I have these children's rights,


so you can't influence me,


or I'll call Children's Services Division,


better known as CSD."





Of course my first instinct was


to toss him out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


made me think a little more.





I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn't let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he's messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping


at the local Goodwill Store.


I told him, "Pick out aal you want,


there's shirts and pants galore.





I've called and checked with CSD


who said they didn't care


if I bought you K-Mart shoes


instead of Nike Airs.





I've cancelled that appointment


to take your drivers test.


The CSD is unconcered


so I'll decide what's best."





I said "No time to stop and eat,


or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


to make your own sack lunch.





Just save the raging appetite,


and wait till dinner time.


We're having liver and onions,


a favorite dish of mine."





He asked "Can I please rent a movie,


to watch on my VCR?"


"Sorry, but I sold your TV,


for new tires on my car.





I also rented out your room,


you'll take the couch instead.


The CSD requires


just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won't be trendy now,


I'll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used to get,


will buy me something neat.





I'm selling off your jet ski,


dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the 'Parents Bill of Rights',


its in effect today!





Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


instad of CSD..?"





Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenager, or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday OR ANYONE WHO"D JUST GET A LAUGH...I love this one!!!

To All Parents having problems with their Kids.?
Thats the best.Thanks for a poem that made my day as a parent of a preteen.
Reply:I've seen this before, and copied it to read to my class (7th grade), and my own kids. I heard it about 4 years ago, and it's still a good one. Report It

Reply:I just hit my kids, it takes less time than making them read this.
Reply:That was cute!! My twin girls are only 10 months old but I know the day will come when I have double teenage trouble :)
Reply:YES! love it ........don't forget you get revenge too later in life .... grand kids ...teach them everything their parents did! thanks
Reply:THAT WAS REALLY COOL! thats a good email you got...





sorry to change the subject


My Grandson has to live with one.


well did you know that if something happens to him (like molestation) you could be charged for withholding info on a child whos in danger? you should do something about this immediately...im sure you have tried everything you can think of but this is your grandson (im not ragging on you in any way) i just hate to hear things like this. you should dig really deep into this...for one child molestors are not suppose to be around children...well here in my state anyways...please,please look into this more. i know its none of my business and i mean no disrespect in any way,but please save this little boy before its to late. apparently his mother doesnt see this as a threat,so you have got to do something about this even if it pisses off the mother...





again i mean no disrespect...sorry to change the subject.....ill pray for you.
Reply:Yeah liked that one.
Reply:You go girl!!!!!!!
Reply:that was cool.



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