Facts of Life .................................

If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.


If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a superman cape. (It is strong enough, however, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20X20 foot room.)


You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using the ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.


The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.


When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh", it's already too late.


Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

Facts of Life .................................
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Reply:hehehe thanx for sharing you made my day.(i was having a bad day) i didn't know a 3 year olds voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant....im traumatized! lol thanx you rock :-)
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Reply:sadly i learned most of these facts after i had my 2 boys
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you deserve a grant to continue your research; best of luck.
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Short and sweet
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