Dear santa.......funny??!!?

Dear Santa,





You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of December.


Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month.





When filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, and electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.


I'm not going to lie to you, there was no one in my entire neighbourhood that behaved better than me, with my parents, my brothers, my friends, and with my neighbours.


I would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street.


There was virtually nothing within reach that I would not do for humanity.





So what balls you have leaving me a poxy yoyo, a lame whistle and a pair of ugly f**king socks. What the f**k were you thinking, you fat pr*ck, to think you've taken me for a sucker the whole f**king year and to come out with some s**t like this under the tree.


And as if you hadn't f**ked me over enough, you gave that little w**ker across the street so many toys that he can't even close his front f**king door.





So don't let me see you trying to fit your big fat asss down my chimney next year.


I'll f**k you up mother f**ker. I'll throw rocks at you retard reindeer and scare them away so you'll have to walk back to the f**king North Pole, just like what I have to do now since you didn't get me that f**king bike.


F**K YOU SANTA.








Lots of love,








Little Johnny

Dear santa.......funny??!!?
IS funny!





I proper lol'd at that. :')
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