Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons?

Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons!


1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.


2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


3. A 3-year old Boy%26#039;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.


4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.


5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.


6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn%26#039;t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.


7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words %26quot;uh oh%26quot;, it%26#039;s already too late.

Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons?
Certain Lego%26#039;s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy!





Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Reply:clever haha...i have a son, and he isnt big enough to do these things yet, but im sure im in for hell after reading that
Reply:You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.





VCR%26#039;s do not eject %26quot;PB %26amp; J%26quot; sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do
Reply:Oh! this is funny and oh! so true - 2 of my 5 children are boys - and I have many coal bunker jokes! But they can wait for another day. (P.S. in England a coal bunker is a place where coal deliveries are stored).
Reply:omg i love it i have 5 brothers. 7 is so true!
Reply:hmmmm



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