Things to learn from children, you gotta love them.....?

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.





If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





A 3 year old child%26#039;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.





If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.


You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.





When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.





A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.





The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn%26#039;t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





When you hear the toilet flush along with the words %26quot;uh oh,%26quot; it%26#039;s already too late.





To be continued.....

Things to learn from children, you gotta love them.....?
LOL that was funny. i like the last one
Reply:That%26#039;s alot of info.
Reply:Mnuahahahaha
Reply:If the cat goes in the litter box, why not me?





It%26#039;s not finger nail polish, it%26#039;s boy paint





The dog makes for an excellent horse
Reply:Very Good


and another Money grows on trees go and pick some more !
Reply:lol! oh i could add bunches to that list! hehe
Reply:the kid that wakes you up in the middle of the night and says i think i threw up and you walk into the hall and step in it !!





the kid says mom-- tommy needs you-- and you blow him off because they did this several times and nothing was wrong but this time the kid broke their arm !!





the kid says mom the toilet is making a funny noise and you dont check on it right away and find water spewing out all over and you ask the kid-- why they didnt tell you water was leaking out? they answer because you didnt ask!!
Reply:Is this from personal experience? LOL
Reply:Where were you 15 years ago with these stats
Reply:interesting!
Reply:No Question, but well worth the read! Thanks
Reply:lol...sadly I have heard and experienced some of those things with my son.
Reply:if you whine enough you get your own way





follow the chain of command. if you don%26#039;t get what you want from your parents go to your grandparents





christmas stinks when your parents know you know there%26#039;s no santa, so when you figure it out keep your mouth shut as long as possible, because that%26#039;s when you start getting just clothes.





cartoons rock





daddy sure does sleep on the couch a lot..
Reply:Ok thanx for that hun x
Reply:I wonder how you discovered these facts!!
Reply:hahaha... they%26#039;re really synonymous to %26quot;treasure%26quot;... God, i miss my children... hope to hear more of it...
Reply:very cute and funny too...


lol





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