One more joke for you..?

Things you learn from Children





For those with No children---this is totally hysterical!


For those who already have children past this age---this is hilarious.


For those who have children this age---this is not funny.


For those who have children nearing this age---this is a warning.


For those who have not yet had children---this is birth control.





The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas:


Things I%26#039;ve learned from my children (honest and no kidding):





1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-sq. ft. house four inches deep.


2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


3. A 3-year old%26#039;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

One more joke for you..?
brake fluid and bleach here i come





This list is funny no matter how many times I hear it.
Reply:oh great ive got the giggles by the way im 63 lol lol lol
Reply:Certainly not from anon in Austin Texas,this was doing the rounds on email in London 3 years ago !
Reply:that is funny!!
Reply:That was good!





I%26#039;m actually going to try the brake fluid and clorox... Sounds fun!
Reply:hahhaa like it
Reply:birth control here i come!!!


holy crap a talking pig. i think this may be my new saying!
Reply:Very funny. Star for you!
Reply:anyone else wondering if they can make a smoke bomb out of brake fluid and bleach I%26#039;m sure as hell I am
Reply:My daughter is 2 1/2 years old and %26quot;adventurous%26quot; so this is what I have to look forward too. My husband would definitely be #25. LOL!
Reply:Good ones.!!!
Reply:totally hysterical psml.
Reply:lol





but what happened to number 4? :)
Reply:lol good joke what about this one


what is 10 feet long and wrapped around a *****


answer.............. a turbon
Reply:metete en el programa ares o en e-mule y pones busqueda de audio y pones the simpsons, si te sabes el capitulo es decir, temporada y capitulo. ej: t4 cap17 = 4x17


quedaria asi





the simpsons 4x17 osimplemente the simpson y si te suena el titulo pues la pillas y si no sigue buscando
Reply:oh god, that is a very funny joke. Where did you hear all this?
Reply:LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA





this is the funniest thing i have ever heard


if i could give you more than one star id give you a 100





sounds like when is my turn








Lily
Reply:hahaha, this is hillarious, thankyou for the laugh!!! have a star!!
Reply:hahaha very funny! loved it!
Reply:Those were funny! I liked the ones with the washing machine especially lmfao!
Reply:Great! I%26#039;m very interested in what #4 was though :)
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:LMAO! Those were great...looks like birth control is the best thing since slice bread..lol



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