Bad Santa Letter .......lol?

You must be surprised that I%26#039;m writing to you today, the 26th of


December. Well, I would very much like to clear up a certain things


that have occurred since the beginning of this month!


While still filled with illusion, I had written you a letter in


which I had asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of


roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain


studying the whole year, Not only was I first in my class, but I had the


best grades in the whole school! I%26#039;m not going to lie to you, Santa,


there was no-one in my whole neighborhood that behaved better than me!


With my parents, my brothers, my friends, and even with my neighbors, I


would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street.


There was nothing I wouldn%26#039;t do for humanity.


What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo, a stupid-***


whistle, and a pair of socks!!! What the **** were you thinking, you fat


son-of-a-*****, that you%26#039;ve taken me for a sucker for the whole


year, to come up with some **** like this under the damn tree! As if you


hadn%26#039;t ****ed me enough, you gave that ****head across the street


so many ****ing toys, he couldn%26#039;t even get into his damn house.


Please don%26#039;t ever let me see you trying to fit your big fat ***


down my chimney next year, or I%26#039;ll **** you up. I%26#039;ll throw rocks at


those stupid-*** reindeers of yours, and scare them the **** away. You%26#039;ll


have to walk your big fat *** back to the North Pole, just like I


have to do because you didn%26#039;t give me that ****ing bike, you punk *****!





You know what, Santa? **** you!!! Next year, you%26#039;ll find out just


how bad I can really ****ing be. You%26#039;ve been sleeping on a


mother******* far too long so watch your back next year, you fat *****!

Bad Santa Letter .......lol?
lol, yeah i remember feeling like that!
Reply:lol....LOVE it!!! I already told my kid not to get his hopes up..that santa was gonna be cheap this year. He still believes in santa but he is 7 so it wont be for long...
Reply:Oh man that was hilarious.


you get a star.
Reply:LMAO!! WoW....He told Santa!!
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:lol
Reply:sounds like my brother lol
Reply:Lol,hilarious,10/10, star.
Reply:lol rightt.................
Reply:hahahaha! great stuff!
Reply:Very funny!
Reply:well i dnt think that santa understand this letter..lolz...gud one dude...
Reply:Ouch! If only my kids would have the right to write a letter like that!!! Ahhh, in a perfect world eh?



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