Monday, April 20, 2009

Looking for 4yr old elbow and knee pads plus wrist guards.?

can anyone help. bought my little boy fisher price roller blades but cant seem to find the protective accessories to go with it. does anyone know where i can get these items

Looking for 4yr old elbow and knee pads plus wrist guards.?
I seen some on Amazon. I was thinking of getting them for my 3 1/2 year old neice. Happy shopping!
Reply:Argos has protective pads on their website - I got them for my youngest during the summer when he got his first bike and he%26#039;s turning five this week.
Reply:Sorry, my elbow pads are only three years old!
Reply:try newcron.com


nickJrshop.co.uk


thay may have them
Reply:try toys r us or a good sports shop
Reply:try your local toy store



skin disease

Should a parent that would do the following things be consider a pedofile?

My son came home from school one day,


With a smirk upon his face.


He decided he was smart enough,


to put me in my place.





%26#039;Guess what I learned in Civics Two,


that%26#039;s taught by Mr. Wright?


It%26#039;s all about the laws today,


The %26#039;Children%26#039;s Bill of Rights.%26#039;





It says I need not clean my room,


don%26#039;t have to cut my hair


No one can tell me what to think,


or speak, or what to wear.





I have freedom from religion,


and regardless what you say,


I don%26#039;t have to bow my head,


and I sure don%26#039;t have to pray.





I can wear earrings if I want,


and pierce my tongue %26amp; nose.


I can read %26amp; watch just what I like,


get tattoos from head to toe.





And if you ever spank me,


I%26#039;ll charge you with a crime.


I%26#039;ll back up all my charges,


with the marks on my behind.





Don%26#039;t you ever touch me,


my body%26#039;s only for my use,


no! ! ! t for your hugs and kisses,


that%26#039;s just more child abuse.





Don%26#039;t preach about your morals,


like your Mama did to you.


That%26#039;s nothing more than mind control,


And it%26#039;s illegal too!





Mom, I have these children%26#039;s rights,


so you can%26#039;t influence me,


or I%26#039;ll call Children%26#039;s Services Division,


better known


as %26#039;C.S.D.%26#039;





Mom%26#039;s Reply and Thoughts





Of course my first instinct was


to toss him out the door.


But the chance to teach him a lesson


made me think a little more.





I mulled it over carefully,


I couldn%26#039;t let this go.


A smile crept upon my face,


he%26#039;s messing with a pro.





Next day I took him shopping at the local Goodwill Store..


I told him, %26#039;Pick out all you want,


there%26#039;s shirts %26amp; pants galore.





I%26#039;ve called and checked with C.S.D .


who said they didn%26#039;t care


if I bought you K-Mart shoes


instead of Nike Airs.





I%26#039;ve canceled that appointment


to take your driver%26#039;s test.


The C.S.D. is unconcerned


so I%26#039;ll decide what%26#039;s best.%26#039;





I said %26#039;No time to stop and eat,


or pick up stuff to munch.


And tomorrow you can start to learn


to make your own sack lunch.





Just save the raging appetite,


and wait till dinner time.


We%26#039;re having liver and onions,


a favorite dish of mine.%26#039;





He asked %26#039;Can I please rent a movie,


to watch on my VCR?%26#039;


%26#039;Sorry, but I sold your TV,


for new tires on my car.


I also rented out your room,


you%26#039;ll take the couch instead.


The C.S.D. requires


just a roof over your head.





Your clothing won%26#039;t be trendy now,


I%26#039;ll choose what we eat.


That allowance that you used t! ! ! o get ,


will buy me something neat.





I%26#039;m selling off your jet ski,


dirt-bike %26amp; roller blades.


Check out the %26#039;Parents Bill of Rights%26#039;,


It%26#039;s in effect today!





Hey hot shot, are you crying,


Why are you on your knees?


Are you asking God to help you out,


instead of C.S.D..?%26#039;





Send to all people that have teenagers or have already raised teenagers,


or have children who will soon be teenagers or those who will be parents someday


OR ANYONE WHO%26#039;D JUST GET A LAUGH. I love this One!!!


from a MOM


(Mean Old Mother.)

Should a parent that would do the following things be consider a pedofile?
a pedofile is an adult who endangers young children sexually. you being a parent and not performing these acts does not make you one.


this letter you posted has been out for a number of years and it is a good one i might add.
Reply:WOW ;I must say it is the best way I have ever heard it put and ever Parent should have a copy. May I copy it for a print purpose . I think All parent would like to have one. For that Special day .
Reply:Nice poem, but I don%26#039;t see what it has to do with pedophilia or %26quot;pedofilia%26quot;.





A pedophile is someone who is sexually attracted to children who have not yet reached puberty. The poem mentions nothing about sexual attraction to children, nor does the parent in the poem sexually abuse a child in any way. Doing what the parent in that poem did would not be considered pedophilia by any sane person.





Funny poem, though.
Reply:HAHA! made me laugh.
Reply:I love it, thats great!
Reply:Pedophile, NO WAY%26gt; I love this


I applaud this


WAY TO GO MOM
Reply:umm well theres nothing in here even remotely sexual. A pedophile, since you obviously don%26#039;t know the definition, is an adult who has a sexual desire for children.





Ive read this many times over the past few years and i love the lesson taught.
Reply:Interseting poem, but it has absolutely nothing to do with pedophilia.
Reply:A pedophile is one who likes children sexually. That poem has nothing to do with that a lthough it%26#039;s cute and funny
Reply:Thank You very much 2 thumbs up for you mom!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:That about sums up what most teens think now days. Way to stand up parents however it may have been taken to extreems.
Reply:no, i would consider that lady to be a great mom
Reply:A pedofile?
Reply:Haha I love that!
Reply:This is a good letter, the childrens bill of rights is a load of bull that should be repealed, the mother in this story is just showing him how the world works, you abide by your parents rules or you get out, you cannot live off your parents while not abiding by their rules.



dog skin problem

My DIFFICULT math homework!!! eek?

okay here is the problem (cchanging F to C):
































98.6 - 32


66.6 * 1/2


-4 - 32


-36 * 5/9





pre algebra:








How many whole slices of pizza should Declerrah eat so that she gets as close as possible to 2/5 of all the pizza?


more stuff:








If you got a 40% discount on a $150.00 pair of sport shoes and 20% of a $200 set of roller blades, what was the percent discount on the total purchase (assuming no taxes are involved)?








We have a circle with a radius of 3. How big is the circunferance.








π=4- 4 over3 + 4 over5- 4 over7(our teacher wants us to finish the rest of the meaning π in fractions)





π= a/r2 (is this true)


( i have more)

My DIFFICULT math homework!!! eek?
first 4 just use a calculator





second one how many slices are in the pizza





3.)28.6%


4.)18.8496


5.)wtf


6.)True





not that hard man
Reply:for number 5


pi = 4-4/3+4/5-4/7+4/9-4/11





General formula is


pi = sum(4(-1)^n/(2n+1)) with n goes from 0 to infinity.





I don%26#039;t know if this answer fits your requirements. :D



Hotel reviews

Anti-pull harness?

i have an 11 year old border collie mix who is horrible to walk, this is my fault because when she was younger i gave up trying to teaching her to walk and just let her pull me around the block on roller blades. now she is too old for that but she still wants to pull like crazy so i went to wal-mart and bought and anti-pull harness its amazing she doesn%26#039;t even try to pull now. the harness goes around her head and both of her front legs. it looks a bit silly but i love it, now we can go for long walks everyday and its really changing her whole attitude. my question is: is this harness safe? she seems to be okay with it but does it hurt her? why exactly does it make her stop pulling?

Anti-pull harness?
I have a similar harness for my Golden Retriever.


The harness is perfectly safe, it doesn%26#039;t hurt the dog at all unless you have put it on the wrong way.


If it is on correctly, it won%26#039;t hurt them.


What makes them stop pulling is that, instead of yanking them around their neck to stop them; like pinch collars (which I don%26#039;t like to use), the force is spread across their chest, making it harder for them to pull, and easier for you to slow them down.
Reply:it doesnt allow her to pull because it is around her legs. She isint in any pain, she just doesnt have enough strength to pull when all the force is being put into another part of her body.
Reply:most no pull harnesses work by putting gentle pressure on the chest when the dog starts to pull. it%26#039;s uncomfortable and so the dog eases up and the pulling is reduced. it is probably safe. you may want to read the insert or look it up on the internet to see exactly how it works.
Reply:I%26#039;m sure they don%26#039;t hurt as all the dogs i have seen with them are perfectly comfortable...and they work by magic... or as a guess the dog knows you are the one in control...this could make them uneasy at first but they get used to it
Reply:i dont know, but they dont work on my dog.





She just pulls TWICE as hard, as they weight is spread evenly around her chest, so she can use her muscles on her chest and shoulders instead of pulling on her neck.





i decided to use a Gentle Leader, which goes over the muzzle (not a muzzle though) and guides the dog by the face and she cant pull because she would have to be walking sideways. It doesnt hurt by the way, and i take it off when she stops pulling.
Reply:I don%26#039;t think it is harming her, unless she pulls as then it will cause pressure. If you are worried, look up reviews on it, as the vet. There was on on Rachel ray she uses on her dog Izzie, that when the dog pulls it turns her around, Instead of causing pressure or pinching. However if you are worried, call the vet as the vet, find reviews on the product etc.
Reply:maybe
Reply:It hurts as long as she is pulling.
Reply:You didn%26#039;t state the name of the harness. There are several.





The harness should be just fine. I can%26#039;t tell you why because you didn%26#039;t tell me which harness you got.



cat skin problem

Why is he doing this?

My little chihuahua is all freaked out over my son%26#039;s roller blades. Every time he sees them, even if they are in my son%26#039;s room, he just goes crazy barking at them.We thought he would get used to them after being around them for a while , but he hasn%26#039;t. No matter how long they are out , he barks at them.We don%26#039;t consider this a problem. We have decided to just keep them hidden away . I am just wondering why in the world could he be doing this? It%26#039;s kind of odd.

Why is he doing this?
He just doesn%26#039;t like them one of mine did the same thing over a remote control car my son had when he was little so glad when that car worn out
Reply:Dogs have quirks.My mastiff can%26#039;t stand the vaccuum cleaner-no one ever ran her tail over with it,or tried to suck at her with the hose,but every time someone takes it out with her around,she leaps up and starts barking and trying to bite it.I knew a dog that was obsessed with the broom,he did the same thing.Before you label it as a quirk though,consider if she was hurt by skates.Maybe your son ran her over with them by accident.Also,one last suggestion--dogs go through developemental stages in their lives,and one of those stages is the fear imprint period,where they will become afraid of random objects,often things they have seen millions of times before.Normally,they grow out of this.This occurs between 8-11 weeks usually,and again around 6-14 months.Dogs may experience,one,both,or neither of these stages.If you want more information on developemental stages,I have found the following website to be a good resource.


http://www.diamondsintheruff.com/Develop...


Good luck with your dog,glad to hear that this doesn%26#039;t affect your daily life (Some dogs quirks and habits can be a real nuisance!),and God bless.
Reply:Sometimes wheels and things that roll make dogs more upset than ogher things.
Reply:If you got him as a puppy, I have no idea. If he had a previous owner, something might have happened involving skates or things with wheels. My dog loves white stuffed animals and we have no idea why, but we think it%26#039;s because of her previous owners.
Reply:he probably smells something weird on them. How long has it been?



develop skin cancer

Movie made around 1985 about a desert race that has a family and a group of friends racing for money/prize?

I am looking for a movie that was made aroung 1985 that has to do with a race across a desert by motorcycle/quads/dirt bikes/doon buggies. I don%26#039;t remember any actors from the movie but know they were mainly male. There may have been roller blades involved...but maybe not...I%26#039;m getting my memory of the movie confused with movies people have been finding. I just know that it is a race for money/prize/or territory. And before you say Mad Max its not Mad Max...i%26#039;ve seen that movie lately and don%26#039;t recognize it as the movie i%26#039;m looking for. Please help!

Movie made around 1985 about a desert race that has a family and a group of friends racing for money/prize?
The only movie I can think of is %26quot;Rat Race%26quot;, but that was made just a few years ago.
Reply:Cannon ball run
Reply:there was a movie much older than that called its a mad mad mad mad world, other than cannonball run and rat race i know or no others
Reply:Death Race 2000...made in the late 70%26#039;s early 80%26#039;s with Stallone
Reply:either rat race, or funny money, might also be mad money.



microsoft excel

Another old one ( Probably)?

For those who have sons %26amp; those of us who are happy that we don%26#039;t.





And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...





1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.





2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





3. A 3-year old Boy%26#039;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.





5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.





6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn%26#039;t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words %26quot;uh oh%26quot;, it%26#039;s already too late.





8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.





9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.





10. Certain Lego%26#039;s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.





11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.





12. Super glue is forever.





13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can%26#039;t walk on water.





14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.





15. VCR%26#039;s do not eject %26quot;PB %26amp; J%26quot; sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.





16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.





17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.





18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.





19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.





20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.





21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.





22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.





23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.





24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.





25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Another old one ( Probably)?
Ha ha funny ones. The things lads find out by experimenting!!








:-)))
Reply:Good one again Jim, especially 21 through to 25.
Reply:I think you should have suffixed most of these with %26quot;But don%26#039;t try this at home%26quot; ! ! !
Reply:thank God that i had 2 girls.
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:a good list jim,


you learn something new everyday.


did you know that crocodiles are amongst the planets longest-lived animals, some survive to well over 100 yrs old


starred
Reply:loved this !


sounds like you got yourself a handful......
Reply:ITS TRUE................





I read this to my hubby and point no%26#039; 25, he admitted he wanted to try it out!!!





Good luck and hope life settles down soon.





star star star
Reply:lmao with four sons I found these out the hard way hehehe, still leaning more though. boys will be boys.. a well deserved star for ya , thx for the laughs
Reply:Super Gong. Spread your chain letters somewhere else Cosmo.
Reply:hahah so true..i even found myself thinking..if i was a guy id so start trying these out..but dammit im a girl..why does that stop me?? will be back..must go..try something ;)



nanny

Bad Santa Letter .......lol?

You must be surprised that I%26#039;m writing to you today, the 26th of


December. Well, I would very much like to clear up a certain things


that have occurred since the beginning of this month!


While still filled with illusion, I had written you a letter in


which I had asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of


roller blades, and a football uniform. I destroyed my brain


studying the whole year, Not only was I first in my class, but I had the


best grades in the whole school! I%26#039;m not going to lie to you, Santa,


there was no-one in my whole neighborhood that behaved better than me!


With my parents, my brothers, my friends, and even with my neighbors, I


would go on errands, and even help the elderly cross the street.


There was nothing I wouldn%26#039;t do for humanity.


What balls you have leaving me a ****ing yoyo, a stupid-***


whistle, and a pair of socks!!! What the **** were you thinking, you fat


son-of-a-*****, that you%26#039;ve taken me for a sucker for the whole


year, to come up with some **** like this under the damn tree! As if you


hadn%26#039;t ****ed me enough, you gave that ****head across the street


so many ****ing toys, he couldn%26#039;t even get into his damn house.


Please don%26#039;t ever let me see you trying to fit your big fat ***


down my chimney next year, or I%26#039;ll **** you up. I%26#039;ll throw rocks at


those stupid-*** reindeers of yours, and scare them the **** away. You%26#039;ll


have to walk your big fat *** back to the North Pole, just like I


have to do because you didn%26#039;t give me that ****ing bike, you punk *****!





You know what, Santa? **** you!!! Next year, you%26#039;ll find out just


how bad I can really ****ing be. You%26#039;ve been sleeping on a


mother******* far too long so watch your back next year, you fat *****!

Bad Santa Letter .......lol?
lol, yeah i remember feeling like that!
Reply:lol....LOVE it!!! I already told my kid not to get his hopes up..that santa was gonna be cheap this year. He still believes in santa but he is 7 so it wont be for long...
Reply:Oh man that was hilarious.


you get a star.
Reply:LMAO!! WoW....He told Santa!!
Reply:Funny! 10!
Reply:lol
Reply:sounds like my brother lol
Reply:Lol,hilarious,10/10, star.
Reply:lol rightt.................
Reply:hahahaha! great stuff!
Reply:Very funny!
Reply:well i dnt think that santa understand this letter..lolz...gud one dude...
Reply:Ouch! If only my kids would have the right to write a letter like that!!! Ahhh, in a perfect world eh?



windows media player 11

Graphic features?

what are some graphic features in an informational non-fiction book that would help summarize the book (the book is about scooters, roller blades, skateboards, and snowboards.)

Graphic features?
it would be things like the snow spraying when snowboarding - showing the speed and thrill, the pics showing houses blurred to show speed of rollerblades etc..



windows

If people hunt, why can't the animals have a chance, too?

Okay, people like to hunt, that%26#039;s a given and the right can%26#039;t and shouldn%26#039;t be infringed upon, but why can%26#039;t the animals have a chance too? It is my belief that people should not be allowed to hunt with automatic AK-47s with night scopes, laser sights. If they are going to call it a sport, make it a bloody sport. High jumpers can%26#039;t have springs on their shoes, runners can%26#039;t have roller blades, and swimmers can%26#039;t have flippers, so why do hunters get all the advantages. You can hunt a deer with a bolt action .30-.06 just as well as with semi-automatic. I mean bird and duck hunting is kinda fair, but with all the new camouflages and hides out there, it%26#039;s slowly not. If people are going to hunt, they ought to at least make it sporting, don%26#039;t you think? Bow hunters and muzzle loaders have the right idea. Why can%26#039;t everybody have to do that too?

If people hunt, why can%26#039;t the animals have a chance, too?
I think that in most part the animals have a equal playing field.The reason I say that is because they are already in their home territory also they have a very good sence of smell as well as eye sight.Combined all of these characteristics and you have a very clever animal.As far as the hunters go we do have some pretty good camo and some of the deer lures (scent) you can buy help too.Most hunters that take it serious use a high powered riflr with a scope that only shoots one round at a time and not an AK 47.Such a rifle with night vision or laser sights isn%26#039;t practical for deer hunting anyway.I don%26#039;t think any real hunter would take something like that into the woods anyway.Most hunters that I know would pass some serious judement on a person that came equiped with any firearm similar to an AK 47 for deer hunting.Something else to add here would be ethics.Most real hunters would most likely see many deer before actually desiding to shoot one.This is where it takes patience and good judgement to make a decision wheather a deer is right for the taking.Things we have to consider before shooting is shot placement,distance,windage,serounding hunters or houses,possible live stock in near locations and bullet travel once shot is made.So you see not all hunters are trigger happy and we do care about making a clean humain kill with little or no pain.Something that I question is when people refer to hunting as a sport.I consider hunting a means to provide game animals or birds for meat that I will consume myself.I have never been comfortable with the term %26quot;sport%26quot; when talking about hunting.Anyway this is just my two cents worth here.
Reply:You need to think about the bigger picture here. The animals already have the advantage with keen senses and instincts that humans can never compete with without using our much bigger brains. Then on top of that hunting has been regulated to the extent that you only have a few months of legal time to hunt(along with work, family etc..) then there are bag limits, size limits, gender limits, permits to buy, special types of ammunition for certain species, certain hours to hunt, you can only hunt in specific areas (which are shrinking), baiting laws, and I%26#039;m sure there is more that I%26#039;m forgetting. Tell me now, who has the advantage?


If someone wants to use some super techno blind or a semi auto, btw doesnt really matter because you usually only get one shot anyway, to get a better chance at a kill more power to them. Its not like anybody is going to unload a 30round magazine into a deer, that kinda makes the trip useless and pisses off the neighbors. And sights dont really matter anyway. If you%26#039;re using a night scope you better be hunting coyotes on your own land with nothing bigger than a .22lr because otherwise you are going to jail. See you posted a question without even trying to think it through. Not slamming you either just pointing out the facts.
Reply:automatic AK-47s with night scopes, laser sights , flame throwers and grenade and or Tanks.


Are illegal to hunt with, why FAIR CHASE.


Look at the game regulations before you say anything.


The state where I hunt you cant have magazine capacity over 7 rounds.


I hunt with a single shot rifle my self, Ruger Number 1 or TC Encore.


You need to study more before you male false claims.


All states Game regulations are on the net LOOK.
Reply:I think you have the wrong idea.........no one to my knowledge is using an automatic AKs, night sights or laser sights to hunt game, all that stuff is for overthrowing the government.





If we saw a hunter out with any of that stuff, we%26#039;d laugh so much we%26#039;d scare away all the game.
Reply:Some anti-hunting moron has filled your head with lies. NOBODY can hunt anything in the U.S. with an AK 47 full auto rifle! Or with %26#039;night sights%26#039;. Hunting after dark is only for raccoons and there aren%26#039;t a lot of coon hunters. And they can%26#039;t use night sights either. Animals have way more advantages than any hunter has. Why do you think it%26#039;s called hunting? Because before you can shoot something, you have to find it. Then you have to sneak close enough to have a clean kill so the prey doesn%26#039;t suffer. And it%26#039;s some good eating, too.


Why do people like you think you can just be a pain in the @ss for normal people??? You aren%26#039;t impressing anyone. You aren%26#039;t helping any animals. AND you do not have any right to disturb any hunters. Bet you didn%26#039;t even know that shotguns can only have 3 shells in them while hunting! Rifles are restricted the same way.


Quit listening to so many liars and your life will be a lot better.
Reply:It%26#039;s not as easy as you think. You can go on sitting on your couch in your enlightened state or you can give it a try. If you have a problem killing, try it with a paintball gun or similar tool. You%26#039;ll find that these %26quot;helpless%26quot; animals can hear, see and smell you from a mile away.
Reply:Animals do hunt, and sometimes they eat people. If you checked the laws before spouting off you would see that it is illegal to hunt with automatic AK-47s, and all other machine guns.


Modern rifles kll more humanely than bows or muzzle loaders. You are suggesting that everyone should use things that will result in more wounded animals running off and sufferring, and remind me of the PETA members who are now on trial for killing over 100 puppies and kittens and throwing them in a dumpster.
Reply:As far as I know, you can%26#039;t hunt with automatic AK 47%26#039;s with night scopes. Automatics are illegal. Go back to munching on your granola.
Reply:they have a chance to hide and stay out of site
Reply:If the point of hunting is make it challenging then do what our ancestors did and use a pointy stick. Why do you need a rifle or a bow at all? Hunting can be as hard as you want or as easy as you want, you missed the point of hunting entirely by thinking it%26#039;s purely a standardized sport.
Reply:i think your question is about a semi auto vs a bolt action or single shot. and the best answer to that question is that if someone is using a semi-automatic rifle of any kind to hunt with then they probably are not proficient shooters and therefore it doesnt make any difference what type of gun they use. most good hunters only need one shot to drop their target.


in some cases the semi auto is not only a good idea but also the safest bet, for instance when you hunt dangerous animals such as lions or water buffalos. these animals may need follow up shots to stop them before they kill you.


and as far as making it fair consider this, when a human is hit with a bullet of any caliber in a vital area, that person generally goes down immediately. a wild animal will run considerable distances before dying. so sometimes a quick follow up shot is needed to insure recoverey of the animal so that it doesnt go to waste.





you are right about one animal versus one well trained and well armed hunter doesnt stand a chance. we are humans, they are animals, thats the way it was meant to be, if it was meant to be fair then they would have the ability to use a gun themselves, but this is where proper conservation comes into play, as a hunter i obey the bag limits so that i do my part to insure the survival of that particular animals population. as conservationists we do not harvest more animals than needed so that the remaining animals can easily repopulate and survive well into the future.





just some things to think about....
Reply:Are you kidding? Deer have super sensitive hearing and smell, Bears have about 1000lbs on you plus razor sharp claws, elk can kill you with their antlers, and all these animals can run faster than you. I think it%26#039;s a pretty uneven fight, in their favor.





You obviously don%26#039;t hunt very much. Just because you have a semi-automatic rifle and a night vision scope, doesn%26#039;t mean that you will actually find anything, and if you do you still have to get close enough to get a good shot. There%26#039;s more to hunting than pulling out your rifle and taking a shot. Even then you have to be a good shot to kill your game. If you can%26#039;t hit the braod side of a barn, all the bullets and scopes in the world won%26#039;t help you.
Reply:they do have a fair chance
Reply:I wish you people would just grow up.





Miketyson26
Reply:I am a avid goose and duck hunter. I spend more time scouting then I do hunting. From looking at different locations; to setting up decoys to look just like the birds. Even with all I put in to it there is no guaranty I will get a bird. They are smarter than you give them credit. Even with all the advances in camo and blinds it is still up to the hunter to do the research to be where the birds want to be. If I didn%26#039;t scout and just went out I wouldn%26#039;t stand a chance.
Reply:I have hunted deer for 30 years and have filled my freeze many times. But, the times that i%26#039;ve walked out of the woods empty handed have far outwayed the filled tags. The good Lord equipped these animals with %26quot;eagle%26quot; like vision, a nose more sensitive than any bloodhound and the ability to hear a twig snap a mile away. If you hunt legally, I%26#039;d say it%26#039;s a pretty fair fight.
Reply:Not all hunters are as you explain. I hunt with a bow, a muzzleloader, and a shotgun. Rifles and the like are not permitted in Ohio. Also if I had to choose just one, it would be the bow.
Reply:Okay bud, you are a little misinformed here. We can hunt with an ak-47, but it is illegal to own an automatic weapon in the United States. You can purchase a semi-automatic weapon, where you pull the trigger once and it fires once. Automatic means it just keeps firing. Secondly, you cannot hunt after dark. If you are using a night scope, you are breaking the law. Yes, you can purchase night-vision binoculars, but they are for scouting and hiking, etc. Also, if you go rifle hunting for deer, you wear blaze orange so other guys won%26#039;t shoot you. IT%26#039;s the muzzle loaders and bowhunters that are concealing themselves and wearing the camo.
Reply:The people with AK47%26#039;s, night scopes, etc. have a name: poachers. Bolt actions have become almost the only rifles you see in the hunting woods, though a few of us still like the nostalgia of the lever actions, single shots, and doubles. If you look, there are obsolete cartridges like the 30 Remington and 351 Winchester Self-loader that were designed for early semi-automatic rifles, and those cartridges are now pretty well collectors%26#039; items. That should tell you something about how hunters feel about firepower. And please keep in mind that game laws, and the taxes that support them, were initially suggested by hunters.
Reply:First let me say I am an avid hunter. The Sport of hunting is not as easy as some might think. However I do agree about using night scopes because it isn%26#039;t fair and it is very illegal. I use a .30-06 caliber a-bolt rifle to hunt with and it is not necessarily easy to kill a white tell in full gallop.








Now as for CSnumber1 I will be willing to bet they eat hamburger meat and cows don%26#039;t stand a snowballs chance in hell they are raised to be slaughtered for fast food and no one complains about a butcher. My deer meat is pure and I like it thanks for you ignorance CSnumber1
Reply:I can see your point, but one of the reasons hunters have the things that they have is to ensure a clean kill. The animals are smart and sometimes really, really hard to find so when people go out in camoflauge and put scent down and on themselves they are just trying to be hunters. People who hunted hundreds of years ago, often went hungry because they either couldn%26#039;t find animals or couldn%26#039;t get close enough to them to make a clean kill. That%26#039;s why there is some of the things that there are today.





Even with all of the technology available to hunters today, a lot of people go home with nothing. There are also a lot of rules and regulations on hunting and technology about what hunters can and cannot use.
Reply:No noe legally hunts with Ak-47s and night vision scopes, you big dummy. Don%26#039;t ask questions on Answers if you are stoned.
Reply:So you would rather us not use modern weaponry that would ensure quick, clean, and ethical kills and cause the animal the least bit of suffering? You want us to beat the animal to death and have it die a long and painful death? Is that what you would prefer over a bullet to the vital area?





Look, you need to understand ecology. Humans are predators. We don%26#039;t need meat to survive but go find out for yourself the ecological benefits. I%26#039;m tired of explaining things to people who don%26#039;t do their homework. You can have your opinions, but before you stir the pot you need to do research.





You try to sneak up on a deer without him knowing of your presense or try to flush up a pheasant in a huge corn field. We are in THEIR habitat and we have to fake out their hightened senses. That is their advantage and what makes it fair chance.
Reply:I really do despise Hunting too! Its no more a sport than gambling is! In fact its nothing less than controlled murder!





One bullet! That%26#039;s all you get. I don%26#039;t care what you are hunting! One bullet!!!!! There would be a whole lot more people playing poker! Its time for us as a race to stop this activity!
Reply:I agree. Any one who claims that hunting is a sport should not use any weapons that the animals don%26#039;t have. If you think that you are a sport hunter, go after the game with your bare hands.





Note: This does not apply to those who hunt for food.



books

Any Ideas for me for a Christmas Parade? Im in it with my Church and our theme is "God Rocks, We Roll."

I would love to have my dog in it...but she is kinda...overweight, lol. We are supposed to be on anything that rolls, e.g roller blades, bikes, etc. Any ideas????

Any Ideas for me for a Christmas Parade? Im in it with my Church and our theme is %26quot;God Rocks, We Roll.%26quot;
You be on skates and pull the dog (if she is that overweight) in a wagon.



C++ Function




Nike

Anyone know the comedian?

Me and my sisters boyfriend were watching this comedian on comedy central and he was talking about how you just can%26#039;t help but laugh at a gay guy standing on the corner with booty shorts, roller blades and a tube top saying %26quot;its f***ing hot out here!%26quot; but we never saw the guys name. does anyone know who im talking about!?





And please no replys about gay rights or anything because I really have no problem at all with gay people. I just thought the comedian was funny.





thanks in advance

Anyone know the comedian?
IF YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT WAS ON...YOU COULD LOOK AT THE SCHEDULE LIST AND FIND WHO IT WAS.



C++

Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons?

Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons!


1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.


2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


3. A 3-year old Boy%26#039;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.


4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.


5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.


6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn%26#039;t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.


7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words %26quot;uh oh%26quot;, it%26#039;s already too late.

Can you add to this list of things you learn when you have sons?
Certain Lego%26#039;s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy!





Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
Reply:clever haha...i have a son, and he isnt big enough to do these things yet, but im sure im in for hell after reading that
Reply:You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.





VCR%26#039;s do not eject %26quot;PB %26amp; J%26quot; sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do
Reply:Oh! this is funny and oh! so true - 2 of my 5 children are boys - and I have many coal bunker jokes! But they can wait for another day. (P.S. in England a coal bunker is a place where coal deliveries are stored).
Reply:omg i love it i have 5 brothers. 7 is so true!
Reply:hmmmm



finance

Things to learn from children, you gotta love them.....?

A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 square foot house 4 inches deep.





If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





A 3 year old child%26#039;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.





If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 room.


You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.





When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.





A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.





The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn%26#039;t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





When you hear the toilet flush along with the words %26quot;uh oh,%26quot; it%26#039;s already too late.





To be continued.....

Things to learn from children, you gotta love them.....?
LOL that was funny. i like the last one
Reply:That%26#039;s alot of info.
Reply:Mnuahahahaha
Reply:If the cat goes in the litter box, why not me?





It%26#039;s not finger nail polish, it%26#039;s boy paint





The dog makes for an excellent horse
Reply:Very Good


and another Money grows on trees go and pick some more !
Reply:lol! oh i could add bunches to that list! hehe
Reply:the kid that wakes you up in the middle of the night and says i think i threw up and you walk into the hall and step in it !!





the kid says mom-- tommy needs you-- and you blow him off because they did this several times and nothing was wrong but this time the kid broke their arm !!





the kid says mom the toilet is making a funny noise and you dont check on it right away and find water spewing out all over and you ask the kid-- why they didnt tell you water was leaking out? they answer because you didnt ask!!
Reply:Is this from personal experience? LOL
Reply:Where were you 15 years ago with these stats
Reply:interesting!
Reply:No Question, but well worth the read! Thanks
Reply:lol...sadly I have heard and experienced some of those things with my son.
Reply:if you whine enough you get your own way





follow the chain of command. if you don%26#039;t get what you want from your parents go to your grandparents





christmas stinks when your parents know you know there%26#039;s no santa, so when you figure it out keep your mouth shut as long as possible, because that%26#039;s when you start getting just clothes.





cartoons rock





daddy sure does sleep on the couch a lot..
Reply:Ok thanx for that hun x
Reply:I wonder how you discovered these facts!!
Reply:hahaha... they%26#039;re really synonymous to %26quot;treasure%26quot;... God, i miss my children... hope to hear more of it...
Reply:very cute and funny too...


lol





xxx



FISH

Every time I see rollerblades, I freeze....?

Every time I see rollerblades, I freeze....?


Let me start from the beginning. I use to rollerblade every day for like 2 hours. One day I went outside and was just standing there on roller blades and fell. I broke my leg and had 2 screws put in my leg almost a year ago. (I was 12 years old at the time. Now I am 13.) I have to have the screws taken out in May.


Everytime I see someone rollerblading I just freeze and stare at the rollerblades. The brake just replays over and over in my head. I am like iin a daze. Is that possible? What do you think is wrong when I see rollerblades. It freaks my friends out. Today my friends dad thought I was sick and hadn%26#039;t eaten all day when the truth was it was the rollerblades. What is happening. It%26#039;s is almost like I want to rollerblade but I am sooo... scared. What is happening?

Every time I see rollerblades, I freeze....?
It sounds like post traumatic stress disorder. it happens when you have a traumatic experience (like yours) which causes some kind of chemical reaction in your brain. don%26#039;t worry - it%26#039;s totally treatable. your%26#039;s sounds pretty mild, too.





have a look at this website:


http://www.aboutourkids.org/aboutour/art...
Reply:The trauma of your accident has not gone out of your mind. Your mental replay suggests that you are stuck there and have not moved ahead. Your body has healed but your mind has not.





If you can get Star of Bethlehem and Mimulus (Bach Flower Essences available in almost all health food stores and or online), and take them for a few days, I feel you will be OK. But discuss with your parents and through them with your doctor about these essences before taking. To know more about them, go to the free online course at:


http://floweressencesintro.onlinecourse....


My best wishes to you.



selling

What is stored under your bed?

2 wooden oars, first aid kit, roller blades, a fold-up camping chair and a suitecase of photos are under mine. See my profile if you find this strange. I keep my priced possessions within reach.

What is stored under your bed?
A can of cheese whiz, some latex gloves, a golf putter, leggos, a half eaten bag of habenero doritos, a 14 inch double ended black dildo %26amp; the bible....
Reply:A pretty box, full of memorabilia....
Reply:various partially consumed bottles
Reply:them clear see through boxes full of JUNK!
Reply:I have nothing under mine.All in the closets on shelves.
Reply:nothing I sleep on a sleeper sofa so nothing fits under my bed
Reply:i have a bed that has drawers with it so i keep my clothes there
Reply:Guns and rifles, for hunting of course.
Reply:Dust. Lots and lots of dust.
Reply:dust bunnies
Reply:Just carpet under ours, and maybe a few dust bunnies.
Reply:I have NO idea, and I%26#039;m afraid to find out. Stuff just kinda gets shoved under there accidentally.
Reply:BOOKS!


Lots and lots of books, in the cabinets and drawers.


Yeah... I read alot.
Reply:your %26quot;priced%26quot; or do you mean %26quot;prized%26quot;





hmmm, under my bed i have books and some clothes i tucked away lol...
Reply:Blankets in %26quot;space bags%26quot;
Reply:For some reason my dog likes to sleep under the bed so the answer is nothing. He has to cram himself under there, he barley fits.
Reply:Foot massager, leather duffleback full of photos, a hawaiian tote bag and a box with my leather high heeled boots! Oh......and dust
Reply:I know theirs a few suitcase of clothes that I hope to fit back in to some day....Ya right who am I trying to kid, I just keep them to prove that I was a size 6 at one time.


Some dust Bunny%26#039;s.


A few piers of shoes.


And mybe some rapers of something I don%26#039;t want to mention.
Reply:Monsters. Also a cat.
Reply:sadly, dog hair right now. I don%26#039;t store things under there as the dog goes under the bed during thunder storms before the issuance of medication. Poor puppy she is so afraid.
Reply:some clothes that i had to quickly put away, a pillow-for when i read, and a monster
Reply:Shoes,
Reply:costumes...(halloween) a heater storage for my girly junk and cassettes from the 80%26#039;s
Reply:um....let%26#039;s see. shoes i never wear, clothes i%26#039;m hoping to fit into again someday, a bunch of my ex%26#039;s stuff that i%26#039;m not sure what to do with, some extra blankets.....and some other random stuff



car audio

How do skaters dress, like at an interview?

this is for my project and i gotta dress up as Tara Lipinski. And I need 3 props. I already chose the idea of doing a medal. FYI, i don%26#039;t have ice skates and im not allowed to buy things for my project. SO WHAT CAN I DO? make a fool outta my self and use my roller blades

How do skaters dress, like at an interview?
Can you borrow ice skates? You don%26#039;t have to wear them, just carry them as an ice skater would. You could wear a one piece bathing suit if you have one, and wear a short skirt over it with tights or leggings. Make sure the skirt is flowy though, or else it won%26#039;t look right. Use your medal, and you%26#039;ll be all set!
Reply:Definitely use the blades... and a ton of makeup. Also: try some panty hose and a short skirt.



flower

PHYSICS QUESTION!!??? please help.....?

You are on roller blades on top of a large hill. Your potential energy is equal to 1000 joules. Your mass is 60 kg.


What is your weight in Newtons?


What is the height of the hill?





Any help would really be appriciated. I really don%26#039;t understand this stuff.

PHYSICS QUESTION!!??? please help.....?
Ug=1000j


m=60kg


g=9.8m/s2





knowing this, and the following formulae





weight=FORCE of gravity=Fg=mg


Ug=mgh %26lt;-- h=height





You simply replace the values in the formulae and solve! go figure





for weight Fg=(60kg)(9.8m/s^2)


for height.... h=Ug/mg h=Ug/Fg so height is equal to potential energy over weight. h=1000J/(60kg)(9.8m/s2)





NOW... knowing how easy this stuff is, don%26#039;t embarrass yourself and start solving the problems. No one is going to give you the answers during the test. Unless you have no shame copying.




buying

Things I've learned from my child Boys (honest)...?

Things I%26#039;ve learned from my child Boys (honest)...


1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house, 4 inches deep.





2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





3. A 3-year old Boy%26#039;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all Four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.





5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.





6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn%26#039;t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words %26quot;uh oh%26quot; it%26#039;s already too late.





8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.





9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.





10. Certain Lego%26#039;s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.





11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.





12. Super glue is forever.





13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can%26#039;t walk on water.





14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.





15. VCRs do not eject %26quot;PB %26amp; J%26quot; sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.





16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.





17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.





18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.





19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.





20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.





21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.





22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.





23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.





24. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.





25. Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

Things I%26#039;ve learned from my child Boys (honest)...?
Love it - thanks (I think) for the laugh.





Can%26#039;t give you a medal, have a star instead!
Reply:wow that hilarious and most of its true lol i dont have kids but i have a 9 year old, a 6 years old and a 14 year old brother im the only girl cept for my mom
Reply:ok
Reply:i%26#039;m going to try what dragon slayer dude%26#039;s doing. clorox and brake flued.
Reply:haha nice
Reply:nice ones!!! can%26#039;t believe some of them..


and of course i%26#039;ll pass it on!


*star*
Reply:I once ignited a toilet using two different kinds of cleanser.
Reply:I%26#039;m going to get some clorox
Reply:I love this. Have a star on me LOL
Reply:Brilliant



tanning

Which anime is this???

Well, I have vague memories about this one... I even watched it on youtube.... :p A lil quizzie for all you anime freaks....


Here are some clues: * the anime consists mostly of psychological stuff.... *somewhere in the opening theme - %26quot;children are like mushroom clouds in the sky%26quot;.... *and the anime starts out with a character who is supposedly a young boy who roams about on roller blades, and knocks out people with a baseball bat.* *one of the protagonists carries a pink dog like toy along with here all the time...even talks with it..she%26#039;s pretty much of a grown up but doesn%26#039;t look like one.*


well, there you are, I gave out two major clues.. Good luck solving it! ^_~

Which anime is this???
Paranoia Agent is the anime u watch am i right?
Reply:yea you must b taking about paranoia agent
Reply:Yay!! I know this one!!





That anime is Paranoia Agent! I used to watch it on Adult Swim! It was soooo creepy! They guy with the bat was lil%26#039; Slugger.....And I haven%26#039;t played softball since that show....*shivers*





I hope I helped!!! Ja ne!!!



flower

One more joke for you..?

Things you learn from Children





For those with No children---this is totally hysterical!


For those who already have children past this age---this is hilarious.


For those who have children this age---this is not funny.


For those who have children nearing this age---this is a warning.


For those who have not yet had children---this is birth control.





The following came from an anonymous mother in Austin, Texas:


Things I%26#039;ve learned from my children (honest and no kidding):





1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000-sq. ft. house four inches deep.


2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.


3. A 3-year old%26#039;s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

One more joke for you..?
brake fluid and bleach here i come





This list is funny no matter how many times I hear it.
Reply:oh great ive got the giggles by the way im 63 lol lol lol
Reply:Certainly not from anon in Austin Texas,this was doing the rounds on email in London 3 years ago !
Reply:that is funny!!
Reply:That was good!





I%26#039;m actually going to try the brake fluid and clorox... Sounds fun!
Reply:hahhaa like it
Reply:birth control here i come!!!


holy crap a talking pig. i think this may be my new saying!
Reply:Very funny. Star for you!
Reply:anyone else wondering if they can make a smoke bomb out of brake fluid and bleach I%26#039;m sure as hell I am
Reply:My daughter is 2 1/2 years old and %26quot;adventurous%26quot; so this is what I have to look forward too. My husband would definitely be #25. LOL!
Reply:Good ones.!!!
Reply:totally hysterical psml.
Reply:lol





but what happened to number 4? :)
Reply:lol good joke what about this one


what is 10 feet long and wrapped around a *****


answer.............. a turbon
Reply:metete en el programa ares o en e-mule y pones busqueda de audio y pones the simpsons, si te sabes el capitulo es decir, temporada y capitulo. ej: t4 cap17 = 4x17


quedaria asi





the simpsons 4x17 osimplemente the simpson y si te suena el titulo pues la pillas y si no sigue buscando
Reply:oh god, that is a very funny joke. Where did you hear all this?
Reply:LMFAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHA





this is the funniest thing i have ever heard


if i could give you more than one star id give you a 100





sounds like when is my turn








Lily
Reply:hahaha, this is hillarious, thankyou for the laugh!!! have a star!!
Reply:hahaha very funny! loved it!
Reply:Those were funny! I liked the ones with the washing machine especially lmfao!
Reply:Great! I%26#039;m very interested in what #4 was though :)
Reply:ha ha ha funny
Reply:LMAO! Those were great...looks like birth control is the best thing since slice bread..lol



tanning

Is it easier for an adult to learn to skate with heelys vs other skates?

I never really learned to skate very well as a kid (with the 4 wheels kind) and it surely didn%26#039;t get any better when roller blades came out. so, my question, i%26#039;d love to learn to skate, but i don%26#039;t want to fall, so is it easier to learn to skate with the new heelys? thank you.

Is it easier for an adult to learn to skate with heelys vs other skates?
NO! Heely%26#039;s and Quads (that%26#039;s what you call roller skates, as opposed to Rollerblades) are two TOTALLY different things. Heely%26#039;s are a kids toy with a wheel in the heel...quad wheels are obviously much larger, and in the front and the back of the shoe! :) There%26#039;s no comparison...and that%26#039;s coming from someone that%26#039;s been skating on quads since 4. Skating is EASY...just be patient and expect to fall. The less afraid you are to fall, the less you%26#039;ll fall...you just have to stay loose and go with the flow. If all else fails... a lot of rinks give lessons. Heck the rink by me does them for free when you%26#039;re paying admission and make an appointment
Reply:You have two excellent ans. here that I agree with,couldn%26#039;t say it better,if it is in lines or quads RELAX ,wear the gear,listen to the music ,look ahead and roll on .
Reply:I don%26#039;t think Heelys are really all that much like skating. You%26#039;d think that since they%26#039;re both wheels on your feet, it would be similar but the form is totally different.





When skating or rollerblading, you build speed and momentum as you go. Heelys are basically just used for coasting. From what I%26#039;ve seen you just run then lean back on your heels and slide. There is little control and it isn%26#039;t sustainable.





If I was on rollerblades racing the fastest heely user ever, I%26#039;d be so far ahead he wouldn%26#039;t be able to see me after a minute.





Get yourself some good rollerblade and some good pads and take it slow.



sweating

Work out help!! i need tips plz!!!?

Could someone help me? i want to be healthier and look better, but i dont know exactly how. here are some equipment i have to use:


1. 3,5 and 7 lb weights


2. a gazell ( a walking machine)


3. a treadmill


4. a pool


5. a bike


6.roller blades


so could someone plz help me!


I just want to lose weight, not a specific amount of weight, but enought to look better ( abs, Tryceips, byceips, theighs, butt, etc..) thnxs oxox

Work out help!! i need tips plz!!!?
The most important step in reaching your goal is maintaining a healthy, balanced diet. Eat 4-6 small, wholesome meals a day that consist of lean protein, whole grains, vegetables, and occasionally a small amount of fresh fruit. If you eat every 2.5-3 hours, you%26#039;ll maintain an even level of energy that will keep your metabolic processes from storing the calories you eat as fat. This will also help you maintain as much solid muscle mass as possible while you lose weight. Just remember to keep your portions small, stay away from processed sugars and fats, and drink a lot of water.





You should keep in mind that muscle is what burns calories and sheds fat. Search for some simple strength-building routines that you can practice at home using your dumbells. Incorporate exercises that utilize your own body weight like pull-ups, crunches, and push-ups. Cardiovascular sessions like running and swimming are great for endurance and you can burn around 300-500 calories, but resistance training will keep your metabolism high and will continue to burn extra calories while you sit on your ***, hours after you work out.





I%26#039;ve been bodybuilding for six years now and these principals have helped me build a strong, lean body. Just stay consistent and you%26#039;ll develop habits that will improve your way of life.
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Reply:You can use the Gazelle,treadmill,rollerblades and bike for cardio.


With the weights you can do bicep curls,tricep kickbacks,pec flyes.


For legs you can do squats,walking and stationary lunges.


Abs exercises include-crunches,leg lifts,bycycles, and torso twists.


Swim a few times a week.
Reply:Hey mate!! I have written a guideline of everything I tell my clients to do which actually works! (I am a personal trainer). Follow this and you will get down to a healthy weight. It may take a few months or it may take a year but start right now!!!!





You should aim to do 40-60minutes of weight training 4 times a week and add in a couple of walks/jogs in between. Get some dumbells (5kgs) and do 3 sets of 6-8 exercises x 15reps. For example:





15 x chest press (With weights)


15 x Lunges (With weights)


15 x Pushups


15 x Squats (With weights)


15 x Bicep Curls (With weights)


15 x Burpees


(Do all of the above 3 times - If you get bored of these email me I can give you hundreds more!)





Then do crunches, some oblique twists and transverse holds (plank ) for abs and core stability.





Aim to do weights for 40minutes 3-4 times a week. Make sure you give your muscles a rest in between. Go for runs on the days you dont do weights (Aim for atleast 30 minutes of running). It has been proven in many studies that the best way to lose fat is to weight train. Every pound of muscle you gain increases your metabolism which burns more calories. Weight training also has an after burn effect which means that more calories are burned throughout the day whereas doing only cardio will only burn fat during your workout time. So weight train weight train weight train!!!!! This is the best advice I can give to everyone. If you are a woman you will not get bulky as you do not have enough testosterone in your body to build big muscles. You will just turn your body into a slim, lean, toned fat burning machine!!! Men will definitely build muscle mass depending on the amount they lift!





Also never ever give yourself a time limit. Make a commitment to do this the rest of your life. Too many people go on training/dieting benders for a couple of weeks then give up once they hit their goal. Doing everything I reccomended will give you awesome reults but there is no miracle quick fix to losing weight.





Drink looooaaaadddsss of water. Dont drink nothing. Water is your best friend when losing weight as it fills you up, reduces your appetite and keeps you hydrated.





For your food intake eat loads of vegetables, fruit, nuts, chicken, fish, brown rice, brown bread, lentils. Cut out all highly processed high carbohydrate sugary foods. Also try to avoid foods high in saturated fat. Try not to go over about 1500calories. Always go for low G.I!





I hope this helps anyone who is trying to lose weight. Believe me weights are a girls (and guys) best friend :)
Reply:curls, triceip extensions, squts, lunges with weights, cardio, crunches
Reply:for your legs and butt. the best exercise with the equipment you have is some lunges with the 7 pound weight.



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Are there any in-line skates or Rollerblades that transform into a shoe?

Ok here is my dilemma, I work as a walking messenger in a major city. I always thought that roller blades would get my job done a lot faster.. But the main problem I%26#039;m not allowed to bring Rollerblades into office building or the Subway or Buses.





What I need is a pair of rollerblades that can easily detach from the shoe part so I can do my job faster.

Are there any in-line skates or Rollerblades that transform into a shoe?
I got the perfect pair, but they arnt cheap. http://secure.rollerwarehouse.com/item/X... you put on this shoe, than you put the shoe into the rollerblade and velcro and clip them together than you can skate.
Reply:heelys will do the job great. you can purchase them at academy sporting goods( www.academy.com ) big 5, or from the company itself, heres the website www.heelys.com, if the site is not found just go to ebay, or google and type in %26quot;heelys%26quot;, and you should get your answer.


hope that helps! p.s. their a little hard to use at first, also you insert the wheels right at the heel, and be sure not to step with your heel.



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If you can be doing anything right now, what would you do?

I%26#039;d be on roller blades chasing a midget down a parking lot with a baseball bat. What about you?

If you can be doing anything right now, what would you do?
That%26#039;s exactly what I was going to say!
Reply:I%26#039;d have an entourage of dwarfs dressed as oompa lumpas following me wherever I go.
Reply:If i could i would go out and rent some good movies,making some popcorns and relax all night:)
Reply:honestly... sleeping
Reply:I could use a good game of tennis. Or in my case, chase the ball. I only play for the exercise.





TENNIS ANYONE?
Reply:Be at the beach, reading a book relaxing and listening to the waves.
Reply:daveey and stevvie both gay pa rtners, etc, instead of being under these hot studio lights right now both higly payed , male modells, on a small break right now one word comes too mind or three things etc, skinny dipping in our pool, its here in arizonia right now miserable, or, getting drunk, or doing the big bang in bed!!
Reply:my boyfriend.
Reply:Baking in the sun on the beach, with a cold one..or two.
Reply:at home with my daughter.
Reply:I%26#039;d be having sex with my girlfriend, but damnit she%26#039;s working right now, so that%26#039;s out of the question. Other than that I%26#039;d probably be out looking for a job and filling out more applications, but I%26#039;m taking a break today. I did enough over the weekend.
Reply:I would be at the skate park skateboarding.
Reply:Any where but work right now, somewhere I can see the sea and just relax. And Shopping, don%26#039;t forget.
Reply:I would be on the beach reading a book!
Reply:Sipping a cajun martini after having sex with my wife.
Reply:I would be opening a school to teach people common sense. Today%26#039;s lecture would be using common sense while driving.
Reply:I wouldn%26#039;t be working, that for sure! I%26#039;d be decorating my baby%26#039;s room :)
Reply:id be getting chased by a fella on blades with a baseball bat!!
Reply:bungee jumping
Reply:I,d love to be in Las Vegas gambling %26amp; seeing the sites, always been my dream to go there before I die.
Reply:sleeping on a huge bed laying in my crushes arm
Reply:I would be getting a manicure and pedicure right before giving birth!
Reply:answering to people questions on Yahoo! Answers


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Reply:laying on the couch at the girl im dating%26#039;s house
Reply:Skydiving.
Reply:Banging the sh*t out of Mariah Carey





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I%26#039;d be making sweet love to Mariah Carey!
Reply:I%26#039;d be at a Revolting Cocks concert with everything being free and no people taller than me {so I can see this time}
Reply:swimming in the lap of luxury.
Reply:I%26#039;d love to be with my boyfriend right now. I miss him and he won%26#039;t be back from a fishing-trip until next Monday.



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ANOTHER PHYSICS QUESTION???..... please help me.....?

You are on roller blades on top of a large hill. Your potential energy is equal to 1000 joules. You weigh 60kg (588N). If you start skating down this hill, your potential energy will be converted to kinetic energy. At the bottom of the hill, your kinetic energy will be equal to your potential energy at the top.


What will be your speed at the bottom of the hill?





I really don%26#039;t understand this. Please help.

ANOTHER PHYSICS QUESTION???..... please help me.....?
according to principle of conservation of energry ur total potential enrgy will be changed in to kinetic energy, neglecting the energy losses and assuming no physical work is done during skatting ie you skate freely.


kinetic energy of a body is given by m* v^2 /2, where m is the mass and Velocity. u know total kinetic energy and the mass so it is a matter of substituting.
Reply:ke=1000


1/2mv^2=1000
Reply:mgh=1/2 m v^2 ==%26gt; 1000=1/2 * 60 * v^2 ===%26gt;v^2=100/3===%26gt;v=10/(3^1/2)


if we don%26#039;t have friction the first energy is same as final energy!
Reply:since potential energy is transferred to kinetic energy, they are equal





PE = KE





expand KE, you don%26#039;t have to expand PE because they already gave it to you.


PE = 1/2mv^2





now just plug in chunks


1000J = 1/2(60kg)v^2





just solve for v
Reply:sure y not



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What do I do?

I love %26lt;LOVE%26gt; to rollerblade at this lake. However, a lady and her dog ruin my experience. She’s got this miniature black poodle named “Fifi” and every time I roll by them, she scolds, “Fifi no”, then the miniature monster dogs starts to bark and charge me … then the owner yanks the chain, and the dogs front feet come off the ground … it looks like she’s choking the dog! Then the lady always says, “Sorry, she just hates roller blades, and bicyclists, and scooters”.





I’ve tried to go at different times in the day, but that lady and her stupid dog always show up when I’m there. I used to do midnight blading, but I lost my guy friend who joined me for these adventoures. I’m rollerblading less because of this insanity!!! I need to rollerblade...it%26#039;s like air to me.

What do I do?
Consider stopping and trying to get to know the dog. Perhaps if you had a treat. Then the dog may not freak out when it sees you.





I would not give up something I love over this. Yes it%26#039;s a bummer; however, not something you should ever allow to ruin your own joy.
Reply:Get a can of HALT or a similar dog repellent and spray the dog as soon as it starts to bark and go after you. After a couple shots in teh snout the dog will learn or the lady will avoid you like the plague.





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You have as much right to be there as she does (uless of course there are signs posted saying %26quot;No Rollerblading%26quot;)
Reply:Try roller-blading somewhere else. Or try to avoid that maniac dog. If worst comes to worst, get those little dog whistles (the ones that deter dogs) and activate it as you go near the dog.
Reply:You can%26#039;t let strange people stop your enjoyment of the activities you love. Just ignore her, and if you see her coming near you, skate away.
Reply:%26quot;i need to rollerblade..it is like air to me!%26quot;...did you mean that rollerblading gives you wind????





scared by a miniature dog??? you dont deserve to rollerblade...





worried about causing death-by-hanging for a black dog with a dodgy name? Shame on you!..be a man..go ahead, run it down..i mean blade it down...





Whenever you are there, she is there? Maybe it is all that wind letting her get wind of you coming out of your house.....
Reply:Try spraying the pup with canned air when it comes near. (You might ask the owner so that she doesn%26#039;t freak, but it could be helpful for her, too, if you do this.) Harmless, but could cause little Fifi to stop chasing you.





There are other slightly scented sprays meant for teaching dogs to stay away from certain places and things. You might want to try one of them. Get the dog used to being sprayed. Then, spray the scent on yourself before going blading.





These are things that I would try. It might be necessary for a week or so, but then, if it works, the problem might be solved.
Reply:carry dog bones and next time you start rollerblading by stop and make friends maybe Fifi will then associate you and your scent with Yummies and stop attacking. Just don%26#039;t forget the treats everytime you go or she may start to react negatively to you again. Explain to the owner why you are doing this so she doesn%26#039;t think you are poisoning the dog. Enjoy
Reply:Can you not rollerblade somewhere else? Is it really messing you up that bad? It%26#039;s not like the dogs are biting you... just avoid them by skating round them.
Reply:Keep rollerblading.





I wanted to write something funny like %26#039;rollerblade over the dog...%26#039; but then I realized you must be pretty sensitive since you asked such a question in the first place. So don%26#039;t do that. But do keep rollerblading, and do your best to ignore the dog.
Reply:if you could ignore her and her dog
Reply:LOL!


Well, hmm. You could go to another park and crap (I meant, you can go to another park and ROLLERBLADE...in the phrase %26#039;and crap%26#039; I did not mean that literally). :)





I know how you feel, dood. I used to know this little doggie named Sammie- I would start hootin%26#039; and hollerin%26#039;, just to get him all riled up n chit- and he would get really pissed off at me, and would try to break free from his chain in the backyard. He probably would have violently assailed my lower extremeties and junk, had he excaped from his shackles. Love- me.
Reply:After you try all the stuff that has been posted so far.... poison darts from a blow gun. You could get to the park first... hide behind (or up in) a tree... then... phtht! Goodnight dog.
Reply:Girl,i think you should talk to the lady. That%26#039;s the first thing you can do. Tell her how your feeling with that. then you both can discuss the solution. Other, Ask the lady to tight her dog tighter. Or you maybe can find another route to do your hobby. Why dont you take your friend with you? If you are together in large group, then you%26#039;ll be stronger and less of fear to the dog. Maybe you can talk to your parent, too.
Reply:As a dog owner I can see how the woman is trying her best. My dog also gets incredibly excited at times and I have to yank on the leash - his front feet come off the ground, too but he is not %26quot;choking%26quot;. If you do not feel in any danger by the dog (it sounds like the woman keeps it pretty controlled as it doesn%26#039;t chase you down), don%26#039;t change a thing! Or if you want to try to appease the dog, ask the owner it is ok to toss it a few treats as you go by. After a few days of getting yummy treats, the dog while probably have such a better association with rollerbladers.



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What was the song in the Diet Coke Commercial Music?

The commercial is older and it has this girl on roller-blades and she skates around with a few people and bubbles come out of the can.

What was the song in the Diet Coke Commercial Music?
Starry Eyed Surprise by Paul Oakenfold





http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=Msef24JErm...



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How do you get rid of a dog's stick obsession?

My 10 month old lab is obsessed with sticks/wood. If i leave him unattended in the backyard he finds old logs or chews the deck. When we walk him he is on a hunt for sticks, he rips roots outta the ground, gets branches that are still attached the tree. We give him lots of exercises-bike ride, roller blades, hikes. His worst is at the dog park, he%26#039;s territorial and growls at dogs near him and literally finds the largest, biggest stick there. Any help?

How do you get rid of a dog%26#039;s stick obsession?
Try carrying little snacks to distract him whenever you see him going for a stick - get his attention, feed him the snack, and keep walking as he%26#039;s chewing. That way, if he%26#039;s got something in his mouth, he can%26#039;t pick up a stick. As for the backyard, I%26#039;m at a loss for a suggestion, Sorry.





As for his territory issues, I would strongly suggest obedience classes - he%26#039;s only 10 months old now, and this is only going to get worse.
Reply:Sounds like my Blue Heeler Cross, he is obsessed with sticks, he destroys trees and plants and chews up the biggest sticks possible.


My dog is just over 12 months old and I have been doing basic training with him now for 9 months and he will now leave on command. So thats how I stop the stick behaviour when we go out, and at home, I have fenced him away from the gardens and the house because he liked to chew the steps. I just remove everything out of his reach. The growling at dogs it a scared thing, he needs to be socialized and shown that dogs arent a bad thing. Think about joining your local dog obedience club or send your dog along to a doggy day care centre for a couple days a month. It works with alot of dogs I train.
Reply:I tend to agree, sounds like he is asserting his dominance over the other dogs. I would definitely suggest more socialization for him. Make sure it is on a lead though so you can pull him back if need be.





As far as the stick goes, not a horrible thing...Is it possible to just give him a stick to carry around when you are out and about? Or does he just want to tear it apart instead of carrying it around?





He is still a baby at 10 months. They do like to chew!





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Reply:it might not really be a serious problem but if you really want to get rid of this obsession then take him to a behavorist. you could also trick the dog and get a bunch of wood, spray them all with bitter apple spray or hot chili sause and wait for him to grab at it, he then might lose his obsession to sticks because of the weird and unappitizing taste. if not, then either use a hotter sause or just get rid of all the wood (which is litteraly impossible but its worth a try)
Reply:I think He%26#039;s trying to assert his dominance instinct. Is he ALPHA or just a wanna BE? That is the question.



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Rollerblading in northern kentucky(places to go and places to rent)?

Is there a place somewhere in northern kentucky where you can rent roller blades? My girlfriend wants to go skating with me but she doesn%26#039;t have any blades. Also, where is a good trail to go skating at in northern kentucky? I tried a couple parks but the trails were torn up.

Rollerblading in northern kentucky(places to go and places to rent)?
I think this guy can help you.


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Does anybody have costume ideas for a halloween skating party?

I%26#039;m going roller blading with my school for halloween. I need a costume that is school appropriate, won%26#039;t get in the way of my extreme skating, looks okay with roller blades and is easy to make or cheap to buy. Any ideas?

Does anybody have costume ideas for a halloween skating party?
Vampire...black outfit, use a eyeliner pencil to peak your hair on your forehead and arch your eyebrows, heavy eyeshadow, fangs and fake blood dribbled on the corners of your mouth.


You can buy a vampire makeup kit with the fangs and blood for about $8.00...you can also buy colored hairspray if you want to add the white streaks to your hair.
Reply:I don%26#039;t know if you have seen %26quot;Little Nicky%26quot; but there is a bird in hell that is really funny and I think you would look really funny if you dressed up as a huge bird.



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Can someone nice design an outfit for my party? it has to be THE BEST EVER!!?

Some info


Age:12


Hair: medium, blonde


Tallish


sort skinny


fair skinned


tanned


Im having boy/girl birthday( im a girl)


Its at a roller rink, in November


HELP!!!!!


Dont just put, jeans, tee and roller blades, i need links


also, i dont really like those stores that EVRYONE shops at, i like stuff like:http://www.neopets.com/~milawanda


(if you can find the 2nd outfit, i like that)

Can someone nice design an outfit for my party? it has to be THE BEST EVER!!?
I have a similar style to you I think, so here%26#039;s an outfits to try:





Dress: (super cute for a party)





http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...





worn over jeans: (so if you fall or anything, your dress will have something under it lol)





http://www.wetseal.com/productdetail.asp...





Necklace:





http://www.wetseal.com/productdetail.asp...
Reply:Haha the second outfit is awesome!!!





Dress- (in blue and black)


http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/cat...





Shoes- (in gold)


http://www.wetseal.com/productdetail.asp...





Leggings- (in plain black)


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Bracelets-


http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...


http://www.forever21.com/product.asp?cat...











Ok i%26#039;m done!


Oh and you should really learn how to find outfits for yourself, it%26#039;s more fun.





-------just pullover a hoodie you already have when you go outside
Reply:okay, take this tophttp://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/store/p...





and put it with any of these pants


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if your allowed to wear heels


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if not try these


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and this beret


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for jacket


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