Are these funny kds?

Q: Why did the basketball playour go to the doctor?


A: Because he wanted to get a lot of shots.





What keys are foud in the animal kingdom?


Donkeys,monkeys,and turkeys.





Why do skunks smell so bad?


Cheap cologne.





Where do space explorers leave their space craft ?


At a parking meteors.





What is black and white and furry and moves on 16 wheels ?


A skunk on roller blades.





Where is the best place to park dogs ?


In a barking lot.





Why do the coyotes call at night ?


The rates are cheaper.





What do you call a flying ape ?


A hot- air baboon.





Why does a giraffe have a long neck ?


So he won't have to smell his feet.





Why can't you telephone the zoo ?


The lion's busy.

Are these funny kds?
Ha ha ha.!!!


Cheers mate.!!!
Reply:Thanks Chris. Report It

Reply:list the last few!!!!!!
Reply:funny
Reply:If I were a kid, I'm not sure if I would laught or not.
Reply:these are funny!
Reply:out of about 10, 4 were funny
Reply:they all suck
Reply:Well, i didn't split my sides laughing, but some of them made me smile. These are the sort of jokes/riddles one finds in Christmas crackers
Reply:omg.....very funny


excellent...awesome....made my day better...made me lol...good job...keep up the good jokes!...



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