Hit N' Run..?

Below is a list of objectives and points acheived for a


Hit 'n' Run incident.





Small furry rodent


10 pts





Small mammal


25 pts





Large mammal


75 pts





Bird-any size


15 pts... bonus 50 pts if airborne





Small child


100 pts... bonus 50 pts if on trike





Large child


150 pts... bonus 50 pts if on bike





High School student


200 pts... bonus 100 pts on skateboard





College student


300 pts... bonus 200 pts if drunk





Anyone on roller blades


300 pts... bonus 50 pts if on sidewalk





Pedestrian


50 pts... bonus 25 pts if holding object/child





Jogger/runner


25 pts... bonus 10 pts if w/walkman





Famous person


200 pts... bonus 100 pts if w/security





Officer directing traffic


150 pts





Student Security Assistant


250 pts





Resident Assistant


500 pts





Construction worker


100 pts





Snow bank


50 pts...bonus 50 pts if covering hard object





Any stationary object


100 pts... bonus 50 pts if object jumps out at you





Any building


200 pts... bonus 200 pts if fast food restaurant





Entering building with car


2000 pts... bonus 200 pts for each occupant in car





Any President


2000 pts





Kid Idiot (Police Cadet)


150 pts... bonus 100 pts if directing traffic





Airplane


1500 pts





Boat


1500 pts





Elvis


2500 pts





any other "dead" person


1000 pts





any other moving vechicle


100 pts





anything on wheels


150 pt





anything not on this list


150 pts





Creator of this list


1500 pts... bonus 100 pts if armed





Bonus Points





Person lands on feet


75 pt





Person still posseses object


100 pts





Blonde People


50 pts





Vehicle does not recieve dammage


100 pts





No blood on vehicle


200 pts





Larger vehicle


-150 pts





Speed trap


-100 pts + citation





citation


-1 pt per dollar





police vehicle


-1000 pts

Hit N' Run..?
Oh my word, that is tooooooooo freakin' funny. You are way too much.
Reply:Did you say Pregnant nun they are worth lots of points I hear.
Reply:A Rattle Snake in the Bush ? An Ant eater ? A sub marine in the Sea ? A stationary Satellite ? A meteor in the air ? A firefly ? An active prostitute?.... Don't you think you missed some of these in your list ? Ha Ha Ha....Intelligent thinking and Brillient presentation, WoW ! I liked it !!!
Reply:why are we running over these things for??
Reply:I know to stay the hell out your way! lol
Reply:Oh I'm holding my side and laughing my head off that was good




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