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The following came from an anonymous Mother in Austin, Texas...


Things I've learned from my boys (honest and not kidding):





A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.





If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20 ft. room.





You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.





The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.





Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.





A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.





Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.





Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.





Super glue is forever.





No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.





Pool filters do not like Jell-O.





VCR's do not eject "PB %26amp;J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.





Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.





Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.





You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.





Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.





The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.





The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.





It will, however, make cats dizzy.





Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.





80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.








Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because:


a) For those with no children - this is totally hysterical!


b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.


c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.


d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.


e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control

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Hi Ducky,


Hehehehe..Never to old to learn something new and sooo True My Friend.. Very interesting too.Big Star..


A Friend,


poppy1
Reply:lmao!


that was hilarious!





thanks for the warning!
Reply:=D


Made me laugh!





:D:D:D:D:D
Reply:true!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and ha





have a star and a few of these as well ***************************************
Reply:lol funny one :) !!!
Reply:HA HA HA.!!!


Good ones Chris.!!!


10/10.!!!


Cheers mate.!!!
Reply:and yes this is a birth control
Reply:dont think so!!





funny but!! hehe lol
Reply:love it!
Reply:LOL, those are funny! :-)
Reply:very good ,
Reply:LOL TOTALLY HYSTERICAL! I GIVE YOU A STAR!
Reply:You are a creepish person and make really long jokes or riddles.
Reply:Aaaaahhhhhh VERY good. Thank you
Reply:hilarious...i love it!!!
Reply:You've obviously met my children!!!


LMAO! That's a brilliant piece, even if one or two may be exaggerated, I reckon they're all true!


Star-shaped votey thing for you,


cut'n'paste email for me!
Reply:Oh Way TOO FUNNIE!!!





ROTFLMHineyO!!!





:)
Reply:That's superb.





I rather suspect it is authentic. It's that mention of the "36-year old man".





Ok, now, everybody:





Put down the Clorox and step away from the vehicle.



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