all the reasons having a son can be challenging!!!!!!!!!!!
1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft.
house 4 inches deep.
2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with
roller blades, they can ignite.
3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded
restaurant.
4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not
strong enough to rotate a 42 lb. boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman
cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint
on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.
When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times
before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball
hit by a ceiling fan.
7)When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's
already too late.
What do you think???
LOL! those are hilarious and so true
Reply:i can think of more things than you, but nobody will dare to read such a large list, as i did reading yours.
Reply:I think that is too cute, I see you are busy with your hands full so see ya lata
Reply:lol thats cute but i was gonna try the brake fluid and clorox mix oh well ;)
Reply:Very funny ..............and scary!?
Reply:LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG, THIS IS SOOO CRAZY FUNNNYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone care to answer my question...?
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?...
Reply:Hilarious!
Reply:I actually had sent that to a friend right after she had her son! Someone had sent it to me when mine was little...it's hillarious!
Reply:Very true. I was a boy once and had two brothers. We must of sent our mum around the twist. I have two daughters and a young son. It must be karma.
Reply:LOL This reminded me of Dennis the Menace.
scooter
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