Weird things you learn when you have kids star if you giggle??

1. A king size water-bed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. foot house 4 inches deep.





2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





3. A 3-year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.





5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. A ceiling Fan can hit a baseball a long way.





6. The glass in windows (even double pane) will not stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh," it is too late.





8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke. Lots of smoke.





9. A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies.





10. Certain LEGOs will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old.





11. Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence.





12. Super glue is forever.





13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.





14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.





15. VCR's do not eject PB%26amp;J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.





16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.





17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.





18. You probably do not want to know what that odor is.





19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on. Plastic toys do not like ovens.





20. The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5 minute response time.





21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy.





22. It will however make cats dizzy.





23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

Weird things you learn when you have kids star if you giggle??
True - it's all true.
Reply:i gave u a star cuz one of them made me giggle... im thinking you have very naughty kids lol
Reply:I sure hope you don't know all this by personal experience, because if it is, then I would have to say you have your hands full.
Reply:good ones.
Reply:Saw this about a year ago. It was funny then - raised a small smile now.
Reply:made me chuckle, kinda worried as to what to expect tho, thanks for scaring the hell out of me, i have twins lol xxxx
Reply:Good had a laugh
Reply:funny, very good
Reply:Funny! Some of those were quite true!





Mom of 5
Reply:made me smile :)
Reply:Some are so very true.
Reply:That made me smile, and had a laugh too!
Reply:lol ahhh the joys of parenthood .
Reply:copied and pasted from http://uadmin.blogspot.com/2006/07/lesso...
Reply:Enjoyed those thanks
Reply:i tried the clorox/brake fluid thing, got no smoke, but WHAT A SMELL lol
Reply:I really liked taht...i got that in an email probably sometime early last year...i still have it and still send it to people on occasion! I think its funny as hell!
Reply:Don't have your child call dispath I learn my lesson when my first son told them he didn't have anyone to too he was talking the whole time with making conservation. The next we knew we had this knock at my mom door. of maam do your son talking with us on the phone. I didn't ever know he was on phone , he suppose to be playing with his toys cars. Remember that Tyler
Reply:booooooo!!!!!
Reply:funny
Reply:that was hilarious, 10/10! roflmao, big star 4 u!!!!!
Reply:those r good
Reply:you also learn those thing when you have a little brother like mine.....oh the good ol' days.....
Reply:I didn't get the first couples, but it was pretty funny. not bad. maybe a 5/10.



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