Some things I've learned from my children over the years...?

. There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.





2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.





3. A 3 year-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.





4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing batman underwear and a superman cape.





5. It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room.





6. Baseballs make marks on ceilings.





7. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on.





8. When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.





9. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.





10. The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.





11. When you hear the toilet flush and the words Uh-oh, it's already too late.





12. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

Some things I've learned from my children over the years...?
Another hit for me!! Ignore the others, they're probably not pregnant and probably don't need their moods lightening - lol!





I've never heard most of these, but I have experienced some... The other day for example - I mean, where does all the cat sick come from!!!??? (My 5 year old didn't put her in the washer, but he did spin her round and round...)





Thank the Lord I don't have ceiling fans!!





Hugs and thanks again for cheering me up!





:-) K
Reply:Its funny how upset posting a simple joke in place of a question can make some people. I think your jokes are funny, but it looks like you stopped for some reason. Anyway, I think they just reply for their two points worth! Losers....lol Report It

Reply:Aaah...





So these are the little joys in life that I get to look forward to once my baby is born in a month's time...:o)
Reply:hahaha i loved this
Reply:You know, I keep getting this as a forward... stop copying and pasting and come up with something original.
Reply:LOL!♥ My hubby actually tried the garbage bag one when he was little. He jumped of the roof of his parents house. That is just too funny♥ I agree I'm sick of "AM I pregnant" also.
Reply:Haha.. funny :) thanks
Reply:VERRY VERRY FUNNY, Almsot all of those brought some type of "beautiful" memory
Reply:Thanks for the funny post! I am definately sick of the "am i pregnant" questions...sometimes it's nice to read light hearted stuff!





Thanks!
Reply:This isn't a question....why did you post it here?



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